MTL - My Years As a Car Dealer - Chapter 61 : The brain circuit of crooked nuts

“What the fuck? What is going on? Have I completely lost it?”

As I stare panicky at the dot unable to decide what to do, the white dot disappears and a line of text appears in its place.

[Installing files. 1% done…]

As I watch the text in shock, the percentage gradually increases. […2%...3%...4%...]

I move to the living room in a zombie-like manner, too shocked to think clearly and lie down on the couch.

“Something is wrong with me; I think I finally lost my sanity…”

[…12%...13%...14%...]

Unable to affect the situation in the least, I stare dejectedly at the percentage increase, while my mind starts exploring the possible explanations. In the end, as the percentage hits 90%, I narrow it down to three possibilities.

The first possibility is that I am in fact still unconscious and this is all a product of my mind. I pinch myself and whimper at the pain, as in my nervousness I used almost all my strength.

Nope, the first is out.

The second possibility is that I have completely lost my mind and am suffering from delusions. Hmm, I cannot exclude this, but while possible, I don’t think that this is it. The only thing out of the ordinary is that fucking line of text.

The third possibility …

[Installation successful!]

The text disappears and a new message appears in my eyes…

The third possibility … is that I gained a system. I read the message with my mouth agape at the implications.

[Welcome user, to the Perverted Daddy System!]

Fuck…

Saintess wants to turn me into a sword spirit; the master wants me to be a rebel disciple; the blindfolded sword fairy senior sister wants to make me her slave; the fox from Qingqiu harbors ill intentions; the little dragon girl always drools over me; the princess wants to keep me in the deep palace...All I want is to cultivate immortality, so why do they always have designs on me!? Many years later, someone asks Lu Jin'an what kind of Dao heart supported him to get this far? Lu Jin'an glances at his charming and alluring wives and sighs faintly：“I just wanted freedom.”

Mu Fan travels to the world of pirates.

Become the youngest and strongest Rear Admiral in naval history!

Because of dissatisfaction with the Tianlong people killing civilians, the Tianlong people were killed in anger at the beginning.

Then became a naval traitor and opened the supreme selection system.

The world government angrily sent two generals to hunt them down, but Mu Fan managed to escape.

……..

After escaping, Mu Fan met the pirate queen, successfully won the queen’s heart, and married the world’s most beautiful woman.

Time to come to the top of the war.

Mu Fan made a strong debut, and the entire navy was shocked!

Admiral Warring States: “Why did Mu Fan appear here, and why did he become so powerful?”

The Four Emperors White Beard: “Gu la la la, the Warring States period, your navy is really blind, a monster like Mu Fan was actually forced by you to become a navy traitor?!”

…

Mu Fan brought the empress: “Today, I, Mu Fan, will be the emperor on the top of the sea!”

Empress: “As expected of a concubine husband, so charming, oh!

Concubine fainted~?(???*)o”

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(The new book by the old author of Pirates, the quality is guaranteed, I wish you a happy reading!)

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Lin En transmigrated into a magical world that resembled medieval Europe but had the power of magic.Here, magic could affect and control basic particles, which was based on scientific theories that served as magic formulas!The wizards, who were actually scientists, were struggling to explore the truth of the world under the chase and blockade of the church. Lin En’s arrival sparked a renaissance of the alternate world…The white phosphorus fire, known as the Flame of Hell, the liquid nitrogen field of extreme cold, and the resonance frequency that kills without a trace… A few years later, the Holy See gathered all countries to the city, known as the legendary wizard, the pioneer of magic Lynn under the gaze of a group of wizards, wrote down the mass energy equation known as the ladder of God by later generations! Lynn looked around the crowd and said nonchalantly. “Mass and energy are interchangeable, and based on this theory, I have developed a powerful forbidden curse… It’s called — “The Big Nuke!”We will re-examine the world from the perspective of magic, where science is magic, and magic is science!