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... i Ran sat up and said, "Want to use the toilet?"

"No," Qin Man said, "I'll go get the ring."

"... lie down on you."

"No, I'm afraid you'll regret it." Qin Man moved his eyelashes. "It's raining outside. Don't drive, we call a car."

Ji Ran said dumbly: "... Do you really plan to go back?"

Qin Man didn't say anything, he started his left hand from the beginning of the song and wanted to stand up.

Ji Ran quickly held him down.

"You're messing with me ...

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