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... h is pretty, but the seller is crazy, two thousand dollars. Is this gold?"

"Nima, potholes, up to ten dollars on Taobao, you have to have two thousand, you want money to be crazy!"

"Excuse me, is this fish steamed and delicious, or is it braised?"

"We have five dollars here."

"Nima, all upstairs, this is the best panda goldfish, two thousand dollars is not expensive!"

"It's so cheap, boss, give me a thousand."

"How do you add your boss's WeChat?"

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