MTL - Ascending, Do Not Disturb - ~ 118. Banshee

As a house servant, Gu An accidentally shattered a jar of Spirit Flowers in his youth, and in his panic, he discovered that he had seized twelve years of life span!A path to immortality thus unfolded before Gu An's eyes!In order to cultivate in peace, Gu An chose to become a Servant Disciple of the Supreme Sect, planting medicinal herbs daily to cultivate by seizing the life span of these herbs.Through the evolution of life span, his Basic Skill constantly evolved, deducing from Basic Sorcery to reach Divine Skills that connected to heaven!Eras changed, constellations shifted, and the Mortal World transformed vastly.Gradually, legends of immortals emerged in the Mortal World.The immortal known as Gu An expended half of his life span, helping his Cultivation Level break through the limits of the Immortal Path and achieving the realm of a Saint, soaring above the heavenly laws.However, one day, a white-robed old man with a saintly presence came to visit Gu An.“I am Xuan Qing from the Heavenly Stars above, appointed by the Heavenly Emperor Tai Hao. Hearing of Daoist Friend's numerous benevolent deeds in the Mortal World and your countless rescues of the living beings here, the merits are immeasurable. Thus, I have been dispatched from the Lower Realm to invite Daoist Friend to join the ranks of the immortals, to take up an immortal office, the Divine Steed Celestial Official.”“May I ask what the duties of the Divine Steed Celestial Official are?”“In the Heavenly Court, there are divine steeds that can traverse earth and heaven and penetrate Yin Yang. The Divine Steed Celestial Official is responsible for looking after and feeding these divine steeds.”Huh? Taking care of horses? Groom?!

“They Call Guys Like Me a Simp.”(Meanwhile, I’m out here living what their favorite MC only dreams about.)You ever notice how stories glorify the ones who feel nothing?The MC who never laughs.Never feels.Who plays women like chess pieces and calls it intelligence.He manipulates a girl? “He’s strategic.”He never opens up? “He’s mysterious.”He never flinches, never laughs, never lives —And you call that strength?Funny.Because to me?That’s just a prison in disguise.You see an “alpha.”I see a boy too scared to feel anything real.While they spend ten chapters monologuing about logic and sacrifice,I’m already making the Saintess scream,drenched in sin,halo cracked,legs trembling from truths her prayers never taught her.And I didn’t get there with cold eyes or control.I got there with laughter and chill. With warmth. With a grin and a hand on her thigh.I didn’t need to dominate her mind —I freed her heart.But that scares people, doesn’t it?Because readers trust the ones who suffer.Who stay quiet.Who kill without blinking and love without showing it.But me?I flirt.I laugh.I take hits and smile back, bloody and defiant, as if too weak to get angry.I don’t need to pretend emotions are weakness.I weaponize mine.Pleasure. Connection. Laughter.That’s my arsenal.And while your favorite MC is still calculating his next five moves,Trying to outwit death and romance like both are math problems,I’m already balls deep in the jade fairy — her sacred yin furnace clenching like it’s worshipping my shaft, her Dao Echo shattered into breathless moans, and her so-called cultivation path leaking down her thighs while she begs me to break her meridians again.You call that luck?Nah.That’s mastery of the three worlds.Because in a world that respects coldness,I came in hot.Where others manipulate, I connect.Where they posture, I play.Where they sacrifice, I seduce.So go ahead.Call me a simp.But while your genius MC is busy monologuing about destiny,I’m the one making goddesses question theirs —with a smirk, a touch, and no regrets.I’m not the hero.Not the villain.I’m just a simp… the kind who leaves your cold, emotionless MC’s woman dripping, ruined, and too stretched to go back to him.

Died watching his beloved club crumble. Reborn with the ultimate cheat code. Can he rewrite their destiny without breaking the game?Amani Hamadi breathed football analysis. His final, bitter moments in the future were spent witnessing Bristol Rovers plunge towards relegation, his heart breaking with theirs.Death, however, wasn't the end. He awakens in 2010 – younger, back at Rovers as a youth coach, and utterly bewildered.But confusion turns to stunned disbelief when a mysterious interface flickers across his vision: the Football Manager System.Player stats, tactical projections, future potentials – it's the legendary video game brought to terrifying, exhilarating life.Armed with encyclopedic knowledge of the future and this analytical tool, Amani has a second shot at his managerial dreams.Yet, reality bites hard. Trapped as a lowly assistant, his revolutionary insights are ignored. He's forced to watch helplessly as history repeats itself: relegation, financial ruin, and a club drowning in despair.When catastrophe finally opens the manager's door, Amani steps in – only to face scorn as the “25-year-old novice.”Now, the real test begins. Can Amani leverage his impossible System to:- Unearth hidden gems the football world has discarded?- Implement tactics so advanced they border on madness?- Lift a broken club from the depths of League Two obscurity?- Navigate the dangerous ethics of knowing tomorrow's headlines today?Every decision ripples through time. Every bargain signing is a gamble. Every tactical masterstroke invites ridicule before it breeds awe.And as Bristol Rovers defy expectations, Amani must balance his quest for glory with the weight of his knowledge, choosing which miracles to preserve and which destinies to alter.From the ashes of relegation, a legend is forged. But will the System be his salvation, or will the beautiful game exact a price for his second chance?Follow Amani's journey as he battles skepticism, financial ruin, and his own conscience, aiming not just for promotion, but for glory that echoes through history – one resurrected career and impossible victory at a time.

“The world is doomed... and humanity will perish because every man on Earth is going to die.”​Morse Xuan, the young leader of the prestigious Xuan Clan, suddenly awakens to the memories of his past life.He realizes with horror that he has been reincarnated into the world of 'Nights of the Celestial Phoenix's Lust'—a notorious R-rated novel known for its devastating ending.​In the original story, the heroine’s power and desire grew so immense and uncontrollable that no man could withstand her.In her explosive frustration and divine wrath, she ended up annihilating every male being in existence.​Determined to survive and save the world, Morse tracks down the heroine, Ni Ni Layan, before her powers awaken.After bringing her into the Xuan Clan as a core disciple, he begins a desperate mission to “tame” her.​He forces her to practice Yin-based cultivation to suppress her raging Yang energy.He grows every known herb used for calming the mind, teaches her meditation, yoga, and heart-cleansing techniques to kill her surging emotions. He does everything to keep her calm.​But one fateful midnight, he finds her looming over him in his private chambers, her golden eyes burning with an intensity he failed to extinguish.“I know exactly what you’re trying to do, Morse...” she whispers, leaning dangerously close.“Since you're so worried about my satisfaction... why don't you try to satisfy me yourself?”Single Love Interest (No Harem)True RomanceOverpowered Female LeadWeak to Strong (Protagonist)Yandere Vibes