Madame is Pretending to be an Academic Slacker Again! - Chapter 69: Stinking Man, Let’s See Who Kills Whom First!

[Quck Transmigration #1v1 #System vs Host ]In a massive forest fire, the vine demon Yin Zhizhi thought she was going to turn to ash. But unexpectedly, she bound herself to an “Conquering the Male Lead System.”The system had a peculiar temper, a pleasant voice, and treated her well.At first: The system told her to conquer the male lead, go for it!Later on: The system urged her to take more action when conquering him – hold hands, hug, pounce on him, hurry up!Yin Zhizhi: ????Why did it seem like the system was even more anxious about conquering the male lead than she was?Why did the system crash whenever the world’s male lead appeared?!Until one day, a certain system dropped the act…

Mochizuki Touya, a 15-year-old boy, who got zapped by a flash of lightning due to a freak accident caused by God, wakes up and finds himself face-to-face with God.

I lived for you in the last lifetime, everything I did was for you, yet you wanted me to die; so, this time, life is mine to live! This world lied to me, betrayed me, and humiliated me, and I am back to change everything!

- Description from Novelupdates

After failing to transmigrate to a proper cultivation world, Lin Zhengran woke up to find himself as a little kid… in kindergarten.With no other choice, he decides to fool the system by pretending to cultivate.[Today, you encountered a fairy descending the mountain. You must find a way to obtain the Pure Yang Elixir in her hand.]Lin Zhengran looked at the milk candy in his childhood friend’s hand.“Give me the candy. Do you need to go to the restroom? I’ll call the teacher for you.”The little girl, confused and innocent, handed the candy to Lin Zhengran.“Here’s the candy…”[Congratulations! Without lifting a blade or striking a blow, you successfully obtained the Pure Yang Elixir from the fairy!]