Longevity Begins with Marrying a Wife - Chapter 592: Yudi’s conditions

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Trying to drown her sorrow with alcohol after her boyfriend hooked up with her sister, Ning Qing ran into the rich and powerful Lu Shaoming in a bar. “I need a wife,” Lu said, and the two got their marriage license.

Soon, she who became a pop star won many pretty boys’ hearts. Singlehandedly, he got rid of all her potential flings and acted innocent. Ning Qing bristled, “Lu Shaoming, what happened to staying out of each other’s private life which we talked about?” Turning the light out, he came over her and whispered, “Now our priority is to make a baby.”

After traveling through Hokage, Mo Yu originally planned to live in peace, but he was bound by the editing system, so the world changed drastically, and the whole ninja world was in chaos!

[Top Ten Sao Operation Inventory]

[Ten mouth escape scene]

[Ten scenes of pretense and slap in the face]

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Danzo: “In one battle, I made four lists?”

Payne: “What? Naruto said I was dead?”

Sakura: “It’s so miserable! Pretending to be aggressive was slapped in the face list, and Sasuke took care of it!”

Uchiha Madara: “The strongest ninjutsu list, the first place is not reincarnation eyes?”

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