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... at cute girl Abby yet?" Jake's mom Lisa asked him as they sat having breakfast.

"No, her parents are super protective. They make her come straight home after school."

"Well...fuck her DURING school then," Lisa suggested.

"How am I suppose to do that, mom?" Jake asked. "There's hall monitors all over the place."

"That's easy. Fuck inside your locker."

Jake burst out laughing. "Inside my locker?! Very funny!" he stated.

"I'm serious. The lockers at t ...

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