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Chapter 2: Married Life Is Wild
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... not the right thing—yes, yes, taste it with mayonnaise! That's the way. That's how you eat chicken!"
Yeah. No idea what that was about. But it felt right.
Then I felt something warm and scaly on my face.
Soft. Tiny. Breathing.
"Huh? My dog?"
Wait... I don't have a dog.
I don't even like pets.
I panicked, reached out, and grabbed whatever it was—long, kinda squishy, like a lizard—and screamed,
"NOOO! FREAKING LIZARD IN MY BED!"
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