I'm Filming Variety Shows In Apocalypses - Chapter 33: “Me, A Berserk Zombie, And A Frying Pan”

When Demon Lord, Syryn Nigh'hart, found that he had gone back in time and turned into his child self, he had assumed to do better with his second life. Commit smaller crimes, keep away from burning villages and inciting other demons, contribute to society, abide by most laws, you know? But then the hero, his old friend, had to fall in love with him and ruin his plans.

Goddess, I cannot take responsibility for your champion, Rowan Windwalker, getting bent. Please don't strike me down!

#Gold Tier winner of WPC (forgot the contest number)#y'all this shit gay so don't go walking in expecting it to not have men sucking faces#N̶o̶ ̶h̶a̶r̶e̶m̶(my dumb self thought harem means mc marries many lovers)#Reformed and immature demon lord (but he's nice now okay. He isn't psycho.) #Hero is an extremely patient man for putting up with the demon lord's nonsense # MULTIPLE POTENTIAL LOVE INTERESTS #Slow Romance#Slow like you have to wait for around 40 chapters (smut too) before it starts #Patience is needed #Lots of it#alternate day updates because I have to study#english is neither my first nor second language so bear with me#The cat is not the ML ಥ‿ಥ some of you are getting the wrong idea.

A dramatic, eventful love story between the Crown Prince and the Supreme General of the Heavenly Empire!This is an Omegaverse story (A/B/O) with a lot of knives at the beginning. Stay away unless you are used to reading danmeis like 2ha, MDZS, etc..Following the Heavenly Emperor's death, Crown Prince Xie Jianyu's Fuxi Palace was attacked by a combined force of Longjing Palace and Wuyang Palace. The confrontation between Supreme General Zhang Fengxi resulted in Xie Jianyu's death, after which Zhang Fengxi found out that he did not know Xie Jianyu at all.First, Xie Jianyu was an omega and not an alpha.Second, Zhang Fengxi slept with Xie Jianyu before.Third, Xie Jianyu gave birth to Zhang Fengxi's son.When given the chance to return to the past, will Zhang Fengxi be able to undo his mistakes? Will Xie Jianyu be able to escape his tragic end?Let this author take you on a fascinating journey (⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♡

The story begins as our female lead wakes up in a strange room and an unfamiliar body. She realizes that she has travelled back in time and her twenty-two year old spirit is now trapped in the body of a six year old girl. This girl child is the third daughter of Ning Guo’s Prime Minister Li and his seventh wife. Her name is Li Qing Luo and because her mother was originally from an entertainment house, Prime Minister Li and his other six wives treated them badly.

Her first day in that world, the whole family gathers to test the talent of the three daughters. Qing Lei, the eldest, is talented at playing the zither while Qing Fei’s calligraphy is incomparable. Everyone anticipates A’Luo’s failure as she had not exhibited any talent before, but that six year old child recites a famous Tang poem. The entire family is surprised that Qing Luo is able to write such a profound poem and her mother later tells her that Prime Minister Li is so harsh on his daughters because he needs to rely on them marrying well to secure his future. Qing Luo begins to study qin, qi, shu, hua (zither, chess, calligraphy, and painting) but hides her skill because she does not want to be sold in marriage to some prince or court official.

Six years later, A’Luo is now twelve and leaves the estate for the first time to participate at a flower viewing banquet. This is a special banquet because the Five Most Eligible Bachlors of Feng Cheng will be in attendance (there’s actually a more elegant name for them). These young men are: Crown Prince Liu Jian, Fourth Prince Liu Fei, the young An Qing Wang Liu Jue, the son of Prime Minister Gu Gu Tian Xiang, and the top scorer of the Imperial Examinations Cheng Si Yue. A’Luo sneaks off and almost falls into a river, but is saved by a handsome young man. Because he glanced at her bare legs a moment too long, A’Luo calls him a pervert, tries to push him into the river and runs off. The young man only laughs and vows to find her again.

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#I just want to be a licking dog in peace#
#Don’t fucking chase me. I just lick you for the bonus, so you just take advantage of it for nothing? #
Chao Ci is a fast wearer with excellent performance, and his task is to lick the dog of the protagonist.
No one does this kind of thankless work, but Chao Ci did it well for bonuses and performance.
The protagonist treats me as a stand-in, should I be willing to lick him? No problem!
The protagonist Long Aotian is just using me but I want to chase him wildly. What does he want from me? No problem!
When Chao Ci got the bonus after completing all the tasks, he was pulled back after a few days of being dashing.
I heard that every time he was a dog licker, the protagonist turned black, and he was forcibly pulled back… exm? ?
[Heartless and heartless, only **Jin is super good-looking and heartwarming, but I don’t know that X is very fond of it, but I don’t admit that the last crematorium is super arrogant and arrogant]
①Reincarnated and transcended the calamity X the young son of the mortal world vase family:
In the past, Chao Ci treated the gods very well, but the gods didn’t care about the mere mortals. After the calamity was over, he erased the memory of the Chao Ci and went to the god realm. Later, the gods had no time to repent and return to the mortal world, but the court speech whose memory was erased already had other sweethearts.
②Dark Liudian’s male main attack X gave money to resource tool people and the big boss received:
The father died tragically, and the male protagonist was ordered to inherit the sect. At this time, the distraction period Danny, who is famous in the cultivation world, said in his speech that he could give money and resources to his sect as a shelter, on the condition that the male protagonist will be his Taoist companion for five years, will he do it? The male protagonist grinned: It’s done.
After that, Chao Ci took his heart and heart to him, and obeyed his words. At the end of the five-year period, the male protagonist was already in the Mahayana period standing at the top of the cultivation world. He thought that Chao Ci would stay behind, but he simply left.
Oh, you just leave when you say go?
③The rich second-generation actor who ran away from home attacked the beauty of the US dollar:
In the past, Chaoci gave money and resources in exchange for indifference and scandals, but now Chaoci wants to go out, but can only be checked every day [tcl]
④Ba total attack X stand-in (not) subject
In the past, Chao Ci knew that he was a stand-in, but he still worked diligently to be a good stand-in every day and did his due diligence. Now Chao Ci just wanted to break up, and Glass Xinba always wondered if he had changed his mind.
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hint:
There should be more than these in the world, and the order of the copy does not represent the actual order
The three views of the characters do not represent the three views of the author, but serve the plot
The author is written by Mo Dewen. The protagonist is a heartthrob Su who has broken his leg. If he doesn’t like it, he can escape.
Content tags: special liking, fast wear, wear book, cool text
Search keyword: Protagonist: Chao Ci ┃ Supporting role: Pre-received text: “My wife and I were reborn together” ┃Others:
One-sentence introduction: I just want bonuses and performance!
Purpose: pay always pays off

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