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... handsome, don't look at me like that. I'm just following the standard registration process."

John couldn't help but retort, "Standard registration includes measuring penis size?"

This was a first for John, having never encountered a situation where such measurements were required.

Even in the most awkward police station encounters, such details were never asked.

The receptionist blinked and insisted, "Of course, we need to register that. How else are we supposed t ...

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