I Refuse to Become Scumbag in Tokyo - Chapter 694: Welcome, Shishio-kun

After waking up, Ning An finds himself transformed into a disgraced Daoist Master in a parallel world, simultaneously awakening a 'Wild Wish System'!A gold-digging woman wishes for an annual income of 200,000, and the next moment her phone is stolen by her family, who coincidentally take out a loan of 200,000!Ning An: 'Master from Heaven... did my best.'A wife wishes for her husband to quit smoking and drinking. That evening, her husband suffers a heart attack and is taken away by an ambulance, never daring to smoke or drink again.Ning An: 'Um... just tell me if he quit or not.'......

“Sect Master! Marry me!”If only things were that simple.Fang Yuan lets out a long sigh, eyes fixed on the mountain of paperwork threatening to swallow his desk and his soul.As the youngest family head in history, you’d think he’d be enjoying fame, fortune, and fawning admirers.Instead, he’s buried in bureaucracy, stuck mediating elder disputes, and wondering if the sect treasury mysteriously eats spirit stones.Sure, the old geezers have their experience, their beards, and their lofty reputations.But Fang Yuan? He has one thing they don’t: raw, unshakable power.Born into a world where innate talent reigns supreme, Fang Yuan—a transmigrator armed with modern grit—actually managed the impossible: he clawed his way to the top with nothing but relentless hard work.While everyone else coasted on heavenly bloodlines and golden physiques, he trained, he studied, and he schemed.Now, he’s strong enough to bend heaven’s will.But cultivation isn’t all sword beams and glory.Life as a family head comes with its own set of woes—namely, watching his annoyingly handsome junior brother collect all the female attention like some kind of walking romance novel.“This isn’t fair,” Fang Yuan mutters under his breath, stamping another scroll. “I’m the protagonist here... right?”

Natsuki arrived in the world of Naruto. He chose to let go of the savior complex, respect the fate of the chosen one, and live only for himself.Naruto: Sasuke!Sasuke: Naruto!Sakura: Stop it, you two! Don’t fight anymore!The rain poured relentlessly. Off to the side, Natsuki snacked on sunflower seeds, casually handing some over to his girlfriend, Tenten.Pain: He deflected my Shinra Tensei!Obito: I just wanted to create a world with Rin... but that bastard Natsuki said “If there’s Rin, there has to be Kakashi,” and made me watch Kakashi unleash Kirin. Be born already!Six Paths Madara: I acknowledge Natsuki as the strongest!Black Zetsu: Natsuki, you bastard! Get your foot off my mother’s head!Natsuki: Just Eighth Gate, Hiraishin, and Sage Mode—and I’m already the strongest in the shinobi world? Really?

Waking up from a nightmare several hours before dawn, Belle fetched a drink of water.

She paused in front of her kitchen’s window when she noticed a lit lantern in front of her mansion’s garden. Her butler stood there, shovel in hand. This was no hour to be gardening.

Curious, she made her way outside, but when she had gotten close enough to see a large and hollow pit next to her eternally-stoic and polite butler, she saw him pick up a rotten body.

A DEAD BODY!

Her eyes widened fearfully when she saw her handsome butler drop the rotting body into the fresh hole. She asked in horror, ”What are you doing?!“

Surprised to see his young miss awake at this hour, he stared at her with the same expression he had been keeping up for all these years. He had made sure she was asleep before coming here.

“Gardening.”

“And the body?!”she looked at him in disbelief.

“Fertilizer,” he answered her before picking up the shovel that was on the ground. Belle was now certain something had possessed her butler. Who gardened dead bodies?!

She then heard him ask her, “Want to help me in planting it, Miss Adams?” he gave her a sweet smile.

Note: If you enjoy a book of comedy with light-hearted romance and a gothic background. This book is for you~