I Raised the Demon Queen (Now She Won't Leave Me Alone) - Chapter 29 : The Mock Raid

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"You mean I get to legally blast people?"

"No," I said, pointing to the flyer. "It's a pretend goblin attack. You're supposed to rescue people, not barbecue them."

She folded her arms and frowned. "What's the point of goblins if I can't barbeque them?"

"Teamwork. Leadership. Problem-solving."

"Lame."

"They said there'd be snacks."

"...Fine. I will protect the snacks."

The morning of the event, the academy field looked like a ...