I Don’t Want To Reincarnate - Chapter 991

In a dazzling world where every individual has the chance to become a creator, Su Bai embarks on an extraordinary adventure. As he reaches adulthood, he discovers that each person receives a single opportunity to cultivate a seed of a new world. Some soar to incredible heights, crafting realms filled with mechanical marvels, while others tragically fail, facing explosive disasters that lead to their demise. At a pivotal moment, Su Bai awakens a formidable God Simulator, granting him the power to foresee and influence the future of his world with endless possibilities. This simulator unveils a host of extraordinary divine talents that can alter the course of existence:With the Behemoth Enhancement, he can magnify the size of living beings, unleashing rare and colossal creatures upon the land. The Civilization Flame ignites the intelligence of beings, birthing advanced civilizations that push the boundaries of knowledge. The Intelligent Machinery Ascendance talent offers machines the potential for self-awareness, blurring the lines between life and technology. Through Mythical Synthesis, Su Bai can fuse materials to create legendary life forms, each with its unique abilities. As he navigates the trials of creation and the responsibilities of leadership, Su Bai must build alliances, confront rivals, and unlock the mysteries of the universe. Each choice he makes shapes not only his destiny but the fate of an entire world teetering between wonder and chaos. Will Su Bai rise as the ultimate creator, or will he succumb to the challenges that lie ahead? This exhilarating tale is a journey of ambition, strategy, and the relentless pursuit of power in a world where anything is possible.

I am Racist.…I mean, my name is Racis T.I was a stand-up comedian. The flop kind. The type who only got laughs when someone else was roasting him.One night, I was doing a gig at a shady, run-down bar—the kind where tattooed bikers drink motor oil for breakfast. I went in with my usual dark humor, but my jokes were getting the same reaction as my dating profile: complete silence.That didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was already starving to death. So I did what any committed comedian would—I went darker.Turns out, one of my jokes (or all of them?) triggered a guy so hard that he pulled a trigger. Headshot. Instant death.But hey, look at this: A guy got triggered, so he pulled the trigger. That’s wordplay. But who cares? I’m dead anyway.All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing, and maybe a few girls swooning over my wit. I never cared about money. The millions I’d have made would have gone to charity—specifically, 0.001% of it. See? I’m generous like that.Anyway, death is death. My story should’ve ended there.But… if there is an afterlife, I had a simple wish: become a successful comedian, find a loving wife, and have just enough money to afford three meals a day… and maybe a humble little private yacht. Or a jet. But that’s it. Because, like I said, I don’t care about money.Unfortunately, wishes don’t work that way.Because, well—there was an afterlife.And it was absolutely not what I wished for.

“Listen up, my obedient disciple, it's time for you to descend from this mountain. Your master has arranged a marriage for you with a stunning beauty, and it's quite a steal!”With those words, the master absconded with the dowry, leaving Lin Chen feeling both aggrieved and furious. Determined, he descended the mountain to find his betrothed.However, fate had other plans, as he was waylaid on the road by a captivating woman who insisted he play the role of her fake boyfriend. To make matters even more bewildering, this woman bore an uncanny resemblance to his intended bride!

Ren Zhouyuan, who loves to study Chinese culture since childhood, has never imagined that his own life would one day be subverted by a foreigner.

Not only do these foreign devils not love the Chinese, but they also scoff at him, looking at his eyes like watching a fool.

After getting drunk, Ren Zhouyuan is for no reason pregnant with a ball, and actually gave birth to a child as a man. This kid is blonde; almost do not have to verify who he is from the “handwriting.”

Ren Zhouyuan does not want to make that arrogant foreigner part of his life, but after fate tied them tightly together again, he found that there was a big difference between this man and the arrogant fighting nationality he imagined.

Leonid: Honey, what does ” Jijiwai Wai*” mean?
Ren Zhouyuan: Refers to people like you
Leonid: But I’m not chirping ah …

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