I Can’t Be Sword God - Chapter 450

Isabella was supposed to be sipping champagne at a luxury spa, not waking up in the middle of a forest. Worse, a SYSTEM had attached itself to her like some clingy ex, spouting nonsense about survival, quests, and—oh, hell no—manual labor.“System, I was NOT built for the wilderness! My ideal ‘roughing it’ experience involves a five-star hotel with bad WiFi!”Now, instead of lounging in silk robes, she’s being ordered to farm? To hunt?“A farming quest? You want me—a city girl—to grow food? System, I once killed a cactus by overwatering it. This is NOT my calling!”And don’t even get her started on the hygiene situation.“You want me to bathe in a cold river? Darling, I require warm water, scented oils, and an ambience! What do I look like—some barbarian?!”Unfortunately, the locals—big, muscular beastmen—don’t seem to understand the concept of self-care. The women? Neglecting their skin like it’s a crime to be radiant. The men? Walking hygiene disasters.“Ladies, if your man can smell you before he sees you, we have a problem.”“You see this? This is lotion. It exists so you don’t look like a dried-up leaf. Use it.”“A beard should be majestic, not tragic. Let me fix it.”And the beastmen? They don’t just stare at her like she’s an oddity. No, they hover. They smirk. They lean in too close, fangs flashing with amusement.“Why do you keep looking at me like that?” she huffed, crossing her arms.The panther grinned, his tail flicking. “Because you’re fascinating when you’re annoyed.”No, absolutely not. She was not here for this nonsense.“If you have time to stare, you have time to moisturize.”She didn’t ask to be here. She didn’t ask to be their savior. But if she has to suffer through this world, she’s making everyone around her suffer less—through skincare, style, and some serious attitude.“If I hear one more ‘We don’t season our food here,’ I’m launching a war.”“If you have time to gossip, you have time to do squats.”“You want to impress a woman? Start with not smelling like the battlefield.”Survival isn’t just about fighting monsters; it’s about looking good while doing it. So what if the System keeps throwing impossible quests her way?“What do you mean ‘you can’t skip quests’?! Since when?! Where is the skip button?! I demand a skip button!”But somewhere between dodging ridiculous quests and fixing these people’s tragic grooming habits, Isabella found herself in situations. Uncomfortable, heart-racing situations.Like being trapped against a tree by the red python, his red eyes half-lidded as he murmured, “You talk too much, little star. Should I silence you?”Like waking up with the lion lord’s fur-lined cloak draped over her shoulders, his deep voice gruff, “You shiver in your sleep. I’ll fix that.”Like the phoenix watching her every move, his burning gaze searing into her skin as he mused,“You cause chaos wherever you go, but I find that I don’t mind.”Oh, hell. No. She was not about to fall for four beastmen. She was too pretty for this much stress.“If you insult me again, I’ll make sure your soul needs a beauty upgrade.”“I refuse to be disrespected by anyone who dresses like an unwashed tree branch.”And yet, when a rival tribe came to challenge her, when danger lurked too close, those same beastmen stood beside her—smirking, taunting, fighting for her.“A beastman growled at me today. I growled back. He ran. I am the alpha now.”Isabella isn’t just surviving. She’s thriving. And this world better keep up.

CONTENT WARNING:/This novel contains mature themes, explicit sexual content, strong language, and adult situations. Reader discretion is advised./---She ran from the devil who raised her…And married the one who wore a crown.After her parents’ tragic death, Lydia Andreyevna’s life became a nightmare. Stripped of her name, inheritance, and freedom by her uncle—Lord Alexander—she was treated like property and promised to a Count four times her age.Desperate to escape, she fled into the cold night… and straight into blood.A stranger. Wounded. Beautiful. Terrifying.She should’ve left him.But she didn’t.She touched him once—and fate branded her forever.Her uncle caught her the next morning. Her escape failed. But when she begged Queen Olga for protection, the Queen offered her a deadly bargain:Marry the masked Grand Duke of Zolotaria.The king’s hunting dog. The butcher of the East. The devil in a crown.The man feared by kings.The heir to the throne.The same man she once saved.Ivan Romanov.They say he bathes in blood. That he kills without blinking. That he conquered kingdoms with a smile behind a mask. That no one sees his face—and lives.Some call him the devil. Others call him Death’s favorite son.But behind the mask is the same man she found dying in the dark.The same voice that haunted her dreams.The same hands she once held.Now, he’s her husband.Her jailer.Her obsession.She doesn’t know if she’s his prisoner, or his weakness.Cold and untouchable, Ivan doesn’t share his bed. Doesn’t share his secrets. But she sees it—the hunger in his eyes. The pain in his silence. The way he looks at her like she’s the only thing keeping his demons at bay.She should fear him.She should hate him.But the moment she dares to take off his mask… it’s already too late.Because Ivan wants her—her fire, her body, her heart.And in his world, what he wants, he keeps.Even if it means burning down the kingdom.She thought she was running from hell.She ended up in his bed.And the most dangerous thing of all?She doesn’t want to leave.

A: Of course, it is to help them win the hearts of those male protagonists and make them regret it…
What if the daughter in the group is the daughter of the CEO of a top AI group, the little doctor girl who is abandoned in the chaos is a once-in-a-century genius, and the Paramount socialite who is hated by the male protagonist has a unique voice…?
Shen Yiling: That’s it—
What kind of love brain is it under these conditions? Come to give me self-improvement!
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Shen Yiling has been an orphan for more than ten years before she realizes that she is the daughter of a wealthy family. In the future, she will be humiliated and used by her beloved man because she can’t fight the fake daughter, and then she will be kicked out of the house again by her family.
The original intention of the system to select her was to use her to save these love-brained female partners and make the male protagonist fall in love with them.
Not long after, the system found that the task was completed
But the female supporting roles in the group don’t want male protagonists and become her workers. What’s the matter QAQ
one
Yunzhou City opened a mysterious AI company, all the equipment in it is high-tech that has never been seen before, and the wealthy family wants to cooperate with them.
Later, the paparazzi accidentally photographed the founder of the company, who was actually the real daughter of Shen Jiagang.
The Shen family, who tried to cooperate with the company but were repeatedly rejected, were startled: … How come we didn’t know?
two
There is an old Chinese medicine practitioner who has exploded overnight on the Internet. The medicine he gave is not too much to bring people back from the gate of hell. Countless wealthy people with old diseases want to get his reply.
Later, the courier brother accidentally discovered that the old Chinese doctor who sent the courier was a real daughter from the Shen family? !
The original male protagonist, who almost knelt down nine times to ask for medicine for his grandfather, was stunned: Then why did she refuse me? !
three
There is a king in the entertainment industry who is popular all over the world, and his concert tickets have been fired to sky-high prices.
Later, he personally broke the news: My inspiration came from Shen Yiling, and the female voice that sang with me was her.
Shen Yiling stared: “You can’t talk nonsense, that’s what my staff sang.”
Fans: This… what else is there that we don’t know? !
There is a saying that I want to hug my thighs, but I don’t know if I should say it or not!
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small theater
The female supporting group in the female supporting group worships the group leader without thinking, and the daily conversation in the group is “Today I sent xxx to the group leader” “Today the group leader praised the xxx I sent again”
One day, the princess said suddenly, “You are no match for me, the brother I gave is already the pillow of the group owner~”
Female supporting roles: “…”
Can you tell me what you gave? !
Really take this old sixth!

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Super awesome female protagonist x male protagonist who vomits blood when he moves (white cut black)
The male protagonist was really weak at the beginning, still a little camellia, but he is actually very strong!

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A mysterious teenager who had lost his past, awakened in Tianlong Continent. Mistaken as the Ye family’s Son, he used this identity to observe this chaotic world and to search for his past self, but only to find an inevitable and terrible fate, therefore he indignantly laughed at his destiny, and revealed his prowess to rule the lands under the heavens.

Since then, the air and the clouds moved with his hands, and even thunderstorms were subject to his palms! He, as the fairytale’s main character, had shocked the people of Tianlong Continent with his legendary prowess and intelligence, but the extent of his powers were still unknown.

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