I Became A Hit After My Divorce! - Chapter 788 - : Andrology

My name is Chen Huai’an, and I have cancer. I’m dying. Lately, I’ve become obsessed with a virtual girlfriend game. I top up my account to buy her cultivation techniques and magical artifacts. Even though I’ve emptied my wallet, I laugh like a fool. I always thought it was just a game—until one day, my virtual girlfriend sent me a pill. The next moment, the pill appeared in my hand… Am I… not going to die?!My name is Li Qingran. My cultivation has been crippled, my spiritual roots dug out, and I’ve been expelled from my sect. I cower in a dilapidated hut, waiting to die. I thought my life was over—until I met a mysterious senior who never shows himself. This senior heals my wounds and helps me cultivate. I grow stronger and stronger, eventually becoming the most powerful sword cultivator in the Cangyun Realm. I’ve heard that the spiritual energy in Cangyun is depleting, the Dao is dim, and an immortal from another world plans to merge their soon-to-revive realm with ours. An age of chaos and opportunity is upon us. Even immortals may face death in this struggle. I scour the world for traces of this senior. I want to protect him—and become his Dao companion!!!

“Even if this universe is truly nothing more than a brutal bloody shadowy forest, we Cultivators will burn all that we have just to give off a single weak flickering spark in the darkness!

No matter how weak each spark is, how short-lived, how small… As long as the sparks flow unabated, then one day one of those sparks will light some tinder, and that tinder shall light some fallen branches, and those branches shall set ablaze each and every last tree of the forest!

In the end, even the smallest sparks will eventually set the shadowy forest ablaze, and illuminate the whole world!”

In a world teeming with cultivators, Li Yao, who makes his living collecting scrap metal, encounters the soul of a titan powerhouse from forty thousand years in the past.

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The main protagonist Chen He often meets crazy people in his life, and all these people have very deep prejudices against him. They often do weird things.

(1)

Once, Chen He polished off a bunch of hired killers (who seemed to be after him?), and eventually found the mastermind.

Chen He: You and I are complete strangers, so why are you doing this to me?

Mastermind: You’re gonna kill me after ten years! Of course I’ve got to make a preemptive strike.

Chen He: …

(2)

Chen He: Sir, we have had no bad blood between us, and I have not done anything to offend you. Why are you being so threatening?

Taoist priest: Hmph! In the future, you’ll be offending me to no end. Haven’t you been looking down on me all your life?

Chen He: …but I still have my entire life ahead of me!

(3)

Antagonist A: Chen He! Because of your master, I was rejected by XX Sect, and so I was forced to become a demonic cultivator!

Chen He: Who…who are you?

Antagonist B: My future lover’s meridians and good looks were ruined by you, and I’m definitely not gonna let you do it this time!

Chen He could not help but think: There is definitely something wrong with my life!

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Tags: Douluo Continent, Crossing, System Stream, Invincible Stream, Relaxed, Funny, Goddess

Lin Feng travels across the Douluo Continent, playing the role of “star official” at the beginning.

As long as you stay here for ten years, you will be able to obtain the ultimate power in this world of Douluo.

He randomly distributes three lucky star feathers every day, starts the starlight challenge for the lucky ones, and distributes rewards.

Hu Liena: “Senior, I have received lucky star feathers many times in a row. I shouldn’t misunderstand that senior is interested in me. Please forgive me, senior!”

Bibi Dong: “Senior, I blamed me for missing the chance to accept the star official’s challenge for the first time, please give me another lucky star feather!”

Tang San: “Senior, I have obtained so many lucky star feathers before, but I was not able to accept the challenge from the star official. I accepted the challenge this time, but I failed to get a good reward. Can you give me another chance!”

Lin Feng: “I have said many times that the lucky star feathers are distributed randomly every day. The star feathers will automatically disappear at midnight on that day, and there will be no waiting when it expires!”

In this way, Lin Feng became the hottest figure in the entire Douluo Continent, because the original story line gradually shifted due to his appearance…

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