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Silence.

There was only silence.

You might be asking, dude why did you ask him if he is a simp? Are you playing around?

To answer you I have to say that first of all I am always serious.

Second of all, if you can't even see the importance of this question, you wouldn't go far in life.

Okay, let me educate you this time. Asking him if he is a simp is the best way to find out if he is from earth or not. If he has some reaction to this ...

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