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... fundamentally flawed, so astronomically stupid, so cosmically unhinged that even Mister Fog—whose hobbies include licking forbidden crystals and screaming at the moon—looked at me and said, "This seems like a cry for help."

Which it was.

Because I decided... I needed to date someone.

Immediately.

No processing. No healing. Just full-throttle rebound energy fueled by spite and sparkling juice.

"You’re gonna what now?" Lilith blinked.

"I’m going to ...

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