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... , mate, I'll get you so many chicks if you just crow once!" He threw out a Flaming Familiar, and a massive fiery wolf let out a howl before lunging at the serpent, exploding on impact.

All he got from the rooster was a cluck cluck.

Ben scowled. "Fine. Time for the stick."

He summoned another Flaming Familiar and fished his wand from storage.

"Wake up, Cluck Norris. It's crow or croak. Lumos Maxima."

Yes, he'd named the rooster Cluck Norris. When? Oh, just ...

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