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"Nuh-uh. You're not leaving this house until you look like a perfectly normal, respectable, lame dad. Every time you come up to my school there's a new thirst trap edit of you getting sent to my phone and I'm sick of it!"

"My human form is already as mundane as possible." He insisted.

"Bull. Shit. You're six foot five and built like a pro football player. And you've got a face that anyone with a functioning cerebrum would ...

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