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... seduce a girl. Yesterday I got punched by the school quarterback after announcing I have a huge dick (which is true but probably wasn’t my smartest moment). Now I look better somehow—like I actually hit puberty properly—and girls are noticing me for the first time ever. I have exactly zero experience with this and need to complete this "mission" without looking like a complete disaster. Help me not die alone.

I hit send and wait for the AI to process what is possibly the most pathetic re ...

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