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... pectations, and unreplicable state.

Many years ago, a netizen posted a thread titled "Jia Junpeng, Your Mom's Calling You Home for Dinner" on a certain forum, quickly igniting the online world. In just three days, the post garnered over 7.8 million clicks and more than 300,000 replies, with the numbers still continuing to rise.

Countless netizens took the theme and ran with it, creating various derivative and satirical images even putting up banners in some places.

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#I just want to be a licking dog in peace#
#Don’t fucking chase me. I just lick you for the bonus, so you just take advantage of it for nothing? #
Chao Ci is a fast wearer with excellent performance, and his task is to lick the dog of the protagonist.
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The protagonist Long Aotian is just using me but I want to chase him wildly. What does he want from me? No problem!
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Search keyword: Protagonist: Chao Ci ┃ Supporting role: Pre-received text: “My wife and I were reborn together” ┃Others:
One-sentence introduction: I just want bonuses and performance!
Purpose: pay always pays off

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