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... als that I needed to urinate and I had a naked body next to me that it needed to fill.

Naturally, seeing how I haven't figured out how to handle this problem.....yet, I just pissed into the shower letting the running water take care of the waste.

Yes I know it's disgusting that I'm peeing in the shower but I'm not in it taking a shower and I haven't really figured out how the bend the fucker down so I can use the toilet.

It's not like having a bigger harder dick standing ...

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