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... didn't wave it around someone like Cindy, I would've loved a repeat of the time from this other love hotel where we found a bunch and used them as fucking lightsabers and a percussive instrument for one of Phil Collin's songs.

'He's having too much fun…'

In any case, once I entered the room he was just in, the place was definitely packed with myriad shit ranging from essential stuff to luxury items.

I wasn't even sure how they found the time to collect several mini-fridge ...

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