Careful What You Think, Pervert! (My Dirty Thoughts Became Real) - Chapter 17: The Maid Café Is a Battlefield and I’m Losing at Every Table

Actress Chu Yaoyao was murdered. But she woke up, 20 years later in her timeline, in the body of a notorious 18th-line female star with the same name as her.

A scumbag wants to ban her? The little assistant wants to step on her and take over her fame? The patriarchal family wants to suck her dry? Netizens organized a group to hack her? The most frightening thing is that her figure is out of shape, beyond recognition!

With the Film Empress holding an interstellar red envelope group, none of these are problems.

The bigwigs in the interstellar entertainment industry give out red envelopes every day. As her fans, they only ask the Film Empress to guide their acting skills.

The first step is to lose weight and become beautiful. The second step is to become popular in acting. The third step is to abuse the scum and slap the face. The fourth step is that it’s not bad to fall in love…

The actor next door, what do you think about falling in love?

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As the only magician and pharmacist on earth, Gu Feng’s life began to ripple…

Earning money is the easiest thing to do.

Got an incurable disease? Get a bottle of bright potion! Guaranteed instant recovery.

Worrying about exam results, worrying about going to school? A bottle of refreshing agent solves the problem, if you are not satisfied, you can return it in full! (Note: Chinese composition scores are not within the scope of the Three Guarantees)

Luxury cars, famous houses… these are not a problem for me.

And that long-legged girl, this is just a simple levitation magic, don’t stare at me with that kind of adoring eyes, okay?

Of course, it’s definitely more than that. Every magician is learned. Astronomy and geography, humanities and social interaction, food appreciation… everything is omnipotent and omnipotent. This article is guaranteed to be cool and exciting!

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A part-time job contract. He became the cold CEO’s imitation boyfriend. He merely wanted to earn a few small bucks and live a comfortable life, but a pity, he was in constant turmoil since then. Well, life had something else for him despite his wishes.“That… beauty, will there be an increase in wages for conversion from ‘boyfriend’ to ‘husband’?”

A man is stabbed by a robber on the run after pushing his coworker and his coworker’s new fiance out of the way. As he lays dying, bleeding on the ground, he hears a voice. This voice is strange and interprets his dying regret of being a virgin by giving him the [Great Sage] unique skill! Is he being made fun of ?!