Are You Crazy? He's only an Intern Lawyer? - Chapter 531 - 526: The Ambition of the Wu Family? Meeting Wu Yuanzong

“They Call Guys Like Me a Simp.”(Meanwhile, I’m out here living what their favorite MC only dreams about.)You ever notice how stories glorify the ones who feel nothing?The MC who never laughs.Never feels.Who plays women like chess pieces and calls it intelligence.He manipulates a girl? “He’s strategic.”He never opens up? “He’s mysterious.”He never flinches, never laughs, never lives —And you call that strength?Funny.Because to me?That’s just a prison in disguise.You see an “alpha.”I see a boy too scared to feel anything real.While they spend ten chapters monologuing about logic and sacrifice,I’m already making the Saintess scream,drenched in sin,halo cracked,legs trembling from truths her prayers never taught her.And I didn’t get there with cold eyes or control.I got there with laughter and chill. With warmth. With a grin and a hand on her thigh.I didn’t need to dominate her mind —I freed her heart.But that scares people, doesn’t it?Because readers trust the ones who suffer.Who stay quiet.Who kill without blinking and love without showing it.But me?I flirt.I laugh.I take hits and smile back, bloody and defiant, as if too weak to get angry.I don’t need to pretend emotions are weakness.I weaponize mine.Pleasure. Connection. Laughter.That’s my arsenal.And while your favorite MC is still calculating his next five moves,Trying to outwit death and romance like both are math problems,I’m already balls deep in the jade fairy — her sacred yin furnace clenching like it’s worshipping my shaft, her Dao Echo shattered into breathless moans, and her so-called cultivation path leaking down her thighs while she begs me to break her meridians again.You call that luck?Nah.That’s mastery of the three worlds.Because in a world that respects coldness,I came in hot.Where others manipulate, I connect.Where they posture, I play.Where they sacrifice, I seduce.So go ahead.Call me a simp.But while your genius MC is busy monologuing about destiny,I’m the one making goddesses question theirs —with a smirk, a touch, and no regrets.I’m not the hero.Not the villain.I’m just a simp… the kind who leaves your cold, emotionless MC’s woman dripping, ruined, and too stretched to go back to him.

[MATURE CONTENT 18+. NO RAPE]ExcerptsSerena felt his hand grasped her nether parts which was still covered by a thin layer of cloth. Her body resisted but the man did not have the slightest intention to let her go. Instead, thick fingers caressed her petals from the outside, causing a responding streak of pleasure zipped down inside her… The world seemed to have slow down to a crawl as she found herself experiencing a foreign and new enticing desire.“You were so brave when you offered yourself to me, but now look how shy you are acting.” He said as he looked at her closed eyes, Serena opened her eyes and looked at him quizzically, her eyes glazed over with lust. And then he asked her something she never thought, a civilized man would ask. “Have you tried to poke this with your little finger?” At the question, She felt herself dizzy for a moment.________Innocent and well sheltered Serena kang lived her whole life as the perfect granddaughter, with the death of her mother,she is forced to believe that the cancer that killed her mother would soon get to her. before that happens Serena wanted by all means to get laid,all she wanted was a one night stand with someone she deemed worthy. but only on one condition,she wanted no commitment after the night. when she met Eiravyn Won, a mysterious and handsome man she was convinced at first glance that he was best fit for the job.Eiravyn Won is a coldhearted Vampire king with the sole aim to find his destined mate in the human realm, but what happens when he discovered that the mate he had been so desperately searching for was in fact a weak and fragile looking human.Will he succumb to the temptation of the mate bond and choose Serena as his queen or will Serena bright and innocent personality charm him into making her his queen?Will Serena be able to handle his darkness?_________Serena will teach the cold hearted Eiravyn what it feels like to love and care for someone, Eiravyn will show Serena his kind of pleasure. Their completely different and parallel worlds will collide with the Secrets of Serena true identity and mystery being revealed, Eiravyn will fight for her and together they will make their own world a better place.Author’s Note: I would be updating this book one chapter per day for seven days, if the book does well there would be increase on the chapters for some days.******This book is an original and not a translation.

As an ordinary human being on the earth, Tang Long was brought to the Cultivation World by a lost immortal, and relying on his amazing talent, he made it to one of the five emperors in that world. However, struck by Thunder of Nine Heavens, he lost his life. It was lucky for him to transmigrate in the human world in an intern who was named Qin Haodong. With his excellent medical skills, he became a divine doctor of traditional Chinese medicine and encountered the baby girl he made before going into the Cultivation World, whose mother was as pretty as a fairy. The little girl even asked him to find more lovers. What a cute girl…

Lao Chen was just an old, underpaid security guard in a rundown apartment complex, living a miserable life under a stingy, ungrateful boss.His wife left him, his daughter wanted nothing to do with him, and poverty was his only constant companion.In the end, death came in the form of a drunk driver, leaving him broken and forgotten on the cold pavement.But fate wasn’t done with him. In his final moments, he prayed—desperate, pleading to any deity who would listen.And someone did.The God of Wealth and Love took pity on his wasted life and granted him a second chance.Wake up again as Zhao Yiming, a 25-year-old gambler and alcoholic drowning in debt with nothing but a good face and a strong body to his name, he was given the Affinity Money Maker System—a mysterious power that let him gain wealth and influence by forming relationships, whether as lovers, friends, or even enemies.Before he knew it, he had stumbled his way into unimaginable riches.But things never go as planned. One moment of recklessness—one affair with the wrong woman—led to an unexpected murder.Now, the system has thrown him onto a new path: The Villain Route. With a negative perk that keeps the police off his trail but tightens the noose around his future, Zhao Yiming is faced with an impossible choice.Will he claw his way to the top and become the billionaire he was meant to be? Or will his second life end behind bars, just as tragic as his first?