Absolute Cheater - Chapter 528: Bionics XXXI

In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it.

And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true!

Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!!

I’m only interested in travelling the world to find the most interesting materials I can use to write the best story I can! I’ll show you my creativity and dazzle this new world with the stories I’ll write!

I’ll fight with dragons, swim with krakens, wrestle giants, eat all the cakes and bed the beauties! Time to live this life however I want!

Eh?

A psycho is running around the world saying that they are the hero who will slay the demon lord? Why is there such a crazy person?

There’s someone out there threatening the world with nukes? How did they even find out how to make those?

Some crazy hobo is going into other people’s houses to smash pots to look for money? That guy really must be crazy.

What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy?

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Notes:

Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter.

One day, I – a high schooler – found a paperback in the hospital. The “Disease Coexistence Journal” was its title. It was a diary that my classmate, Sakura Yamauchi, had written in secret. Inside, it was written that due to her pancreatic disease, her days were numbered. And thus, I coincidentally went from Just-a-Classmate to a Secret-Knowing-Classmate. It was as if I were being drawn to her, who was my polar opposite. However, the world presented the girl that was already suffering from an illness with an equally cruel reality…

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“Success is a shallow foundation built on luck and circumstance. Failure, accumulated and stacked like endless bodies in a mass grave, forges the deepest roots into unshakable power. I know all this about power with surety as all I had were countless failures. After all, I am Vakochev, and I set the very Scales of Existence. This... is my story. Existence, is my Story.”---In the brutal Lands of Stone, where mountains move and beasts devour civilizations whole, power is the only currency that matters.Damian Vakochev was once a prince to a glorious power, but he was stripped of that power, family, and everything he held dear as he was left with a shattered foundation.In an age where tribes war for scraps and Neolithic Empires crush all who oppose them, where ancient beasts roam territories older than memory and Mana flows through the Lands of Stone like blood through veins, where Warriors reinforced by Mana who could go against entire armies and Primal Beasts could devour entire mountains, Damian looks upon it all and asks...why?Who said things had to be the way they were? Who decided what power truly was?Why could he not stand over the tallest mountain and declare exactly what power was as he saw fit?!Why did he have to follow the set path of cultivation? Why were others born with Land and Sky Physiques while he was not? What prevented him setting up his own rules and his own paths?!

Shen Tang woke up and found herself in the body of a three-hundred-pound big fat woman, yet she had five absolutely gorgeous Beast Husbands.The beautiful Red Fox, overbearing Black Panther, gloomy White Snake, Mermaid tyrant, and strong Golden Eagle commander... each one was more exceptional than the last!The original owner was ugly and lazy, hated by people, and the Beast Husbands avoided her like the plague. When Shen Tang crossed over, the beginning was already a chaotic scene! Facing the icy, hateful gazes of the Beast Husbands, Shen Tang trembled all over with fear, kicked away the man in front, and turned around to run.Divorce, then divorce! This lady is not going to serve you!Yet at this moment, she unexpectedly bonded with a “beautification system,” demanding her to conquer these five exceptional Beast Husbands! As long as she increased their affinity, she could gain abundant rewards: acne cream, Weight Loss Pill, beauty pill... Shen Tang was tempted.Isn't it just conquering men? If you haven't eaten pork, you must have seen pigs run! She confidently checked the affinity of the five Beast Husbands, and the result — four hostile, one blackened, each wishing to rid her as soon as possible!She only had one little life, how could she conquer them?But later:How did the hated by millions become admired by millions?