48 Hours a Day - Chapter 1337: Wardrobe

So, apparently I'm Albedo now...And to make things worse, I'm in the DC universe, which one exactly, I've got no fucking clue.Fuck man! Why do I have to be in the body of a inverted person! Do you know how attention drawing white hair and red eyes look like in the real world?! It's been like what, the 4th person who asked me if they were natural?!...I gotta dye this shit black, like my original hair was...(Author note: This fanfic is an AU of my other fanfic, where instead of Samael being in Marvel he is in DC/Young Justice.The world is a mix of the animated series and the comics - to give myself both a blueprint to work with and enough leeway, since I plan to make the characters have more of their comic capabilities.Also, It also has a chat group element, currently having Aizen, Light, and Azula in it as well as Samael.I hope you all enjoy it, see ya!)

An ultimate warrior, the one and only Alchemy Emperor, Ling Han, died in his quest to achieve godhood. Ten thousands years later, he, with the ‘Invincible Heaven Scroll’, was reborn in the body of a young man with the same name. From then on, winds and clouds moved as he set himself against the uncountable geniuses of this new era. His path of becoming a legend has begun once more. Of all eras underneath the heavens, I am the strongest!

- Description from Novelupdates

Ni Yang, una empresaria moderna, renace en su decimoséptimo año.Estamos en el año 1983.En una era que favorece a los varones sobre las mujeres, Ni Yang revisa su trágico destino de su vida anterior, se enfrenta en el centro comercial y supera los obstáculos más desafiantes, logrando éxito paso a paso - un progreso radiante.Observa cómo Ni Yang, con sus pequeñas pero capaces manos, revierte su destino de ser una chica rural ordinaria a convertirse en la mujer más rica de su tiempo.Sin embargo, en el proceso de construir su riqueza, Ni Yang atrae inadvertidamente la atención de un magnate misterioso.Así, el magnate reservado y misterioso a ojos de los demás se transforma en un esposo devoto, convirtiéndose en un auténtico 'esclavo de su esposa'.A partir de entonces, 'la esposa es el Cielo', 'servir a la esposa es el deber'.Esta historia también es conocida como “Los Años en que la Protagonista Conquistó”.

A hundred thousand years ago, there was a great war between cultivators. Immortals fell by the tens of thousands, the path of cultivation itself was severed, and after the dust settled, tombs forested the world.

A hundred thousand years after the last legend faded, Lu Yun, commandant of tomb raiders, descends upon the world. Armed with the Book of Life and Death, he has some burning questions to answer.

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“This isn’t how you raid a tomb!” Lu Yun smirked at the cultivators frantically scurrying about the ancient tomb. “Do you want me to teach you?”

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But ah, can someone teach him how to cure his new body’s erectile dysfunction?